This sexy babe moved in across the hall from me and I have wanted to go over for about a week now to introduce myself to her, but never really got the nerve. That was until the other day when she solved that little problem by knocking on my door to borrow some sugar. Isn’t that CLASSIC?

I was just about to go out when she came over and asked me if she could borrow some sugar. I thought to myself that this is how it always happens in those hot porn movies I love to watch. The sexy girl comes over wanting to borrow something and then it ends up getting spilled all over her. Of course, she has to take all of her clothes off in order to get into the shower to clean off. Naturally, she will need someone to help wash her back, and I am up to the task. It was the perfect set up for a great day.

I got her some sugar and handed it to her. This sexy babe looked at me and smiled that knowing smile like it was time for the fun to begin. I started to visualize how she would be carrying the cup of sugar and would turn, stumbling a bit and spilling the sugar all down the front of her shirt. I was starting to enjoy thinking about what this sexy babe was going to be like when she glanced down and started to giggle and point down at my crotch. I was a bit nervous as just what she was finding so amusing in that area of my body.

I decided to look down and noticed that my cock had decided it wanted a better view of this sexy babe itself, and was trying with all its might to bust through my jeans for a better view. That’s when it all turned in the wrong direction. Mistaking her giggles for that of a super horny woman, I asked her if she needed anything to stir her sugar with. I thought it was a very clever remark and most porn movies would never have come up with something so clever. That is when this sexy babe slapped me across the face. I was more stunned than hurt, though, as any good porn would not have had slapping like that in it. Well, not on the face, anyway. I guess I learned that day that not all situations are like porn movies.